As everywhere in the world, most of items in India come in different prizes and quality, or to say it local, qwality.
With the exception that there is no “low qwality” here. There is not even “normal qwality”. Qwality, in local small shops, comes only in three types: “best qwality”, “very best qwality”, and “special qwality”.
Try and complain because you think something is expensive:
“Madam this is best qwality”.
Try and ask for something cheaper:
“Madam I have only best qwality”.
Try and tell the guy that the “best qwality” stuff doesn’t look that “best”:
“Okke madam I give you very best qwality. One minute.”
They will ask you to seat, they will offer chai, they will say it will just take a minute -it never does- someone will run out and come back after way too long with something that is not what you are looking for and then try and tell them the “very best” doesn’t even look “best”.
“Okke okke madam, just come”.
That is when you will have to follow one of the guys that hangs out apparently aimlessly in the shop. He will bring you to some other small shop, talk to someone there, then you will be shown something that is obviously not at all what you had in mind, and it is actually so far from it that it’s even funn. Now try and tell this other guy this really doesn’t look so “special”.
He will definitely show some incredible aspects of the product you would have never thought of, and he would sometimes even convince you that, in the end, that is not too far from what you need, really, that if it doesn’t look good it’ll at least do the work – for a very short time, you know that, because hardly any of these qwality items lasts for a decent time -.
He will almost convince you, but try and be tough and tell him that no, you are sorry, that’s not what you want.
“Okke madam I make you good price”.
“No, really, I don’ need it”.
“How much you pay?”.
“Nothing, really, I don’t want it.”
“Come one, hundred rupees”.
“What?!? No thank you”.
“Madam I am giving special qwality. This very costly”.
“Fifty”.
“Fifty? No…”
“Ok, nevermind, bye”
“Sixty, sixty”
“No no”
“Ok, fifty, take it” (Laughing, because they find it most amusing when a white person tries the bargaining game)
And this is how you end up full of special qwality things. After all one comes to India looking for experiences, right?